Why, hello there blog!
It has certainly been a while. But with exams, comes procrastination. So today, Internet, I thought I would share with you a list my fellow bloggers and I have complied of TRUTHINESS.
Of the truest truths ever.
We call them TRUFACTZ.
A trufact is something that instils this sense of...exactness, of being one with God. It makes you feel like the universe is finally in alignment. That everything is going to be okay because there are certainties in life after all. Those are these:
BRIEF DISCLAIMER: Remember, darlings, that all truth is relative. You may disagree with something, but I will then have to say that, respectfully, you are wrong. Truth is subjective and open to interpretation. Your trufactz may be different from ours. But this is our blog, so get over it.
1. Brendon Urie is a flaming homosexual.
2. Ryan Ross is in love with Brendon Urie. He is most likely gay (rose vest, anyone?), but appears straight next to Brendon Urie. The band splitting up is definitely the result of a lover’s spat i.e. Rydon exists.
3. Katherine Moennig is a lesbian. We all know, sweetie, don’t pretend. Also, call me.
4. Oscar Wilde is always right – the epitome of trufactz.
5. Gerard Way and Frank Iero, in the past, have got down with their bad selves (together) i.e. Ferard has previously been a reality.
6. Jon Walker is made of awesome.
7. Russell Brand is all ye know on earth and all ye need to know.
8. Men in general become hotter when they have children. Especially ones with tattoos.
9. Patrick Stump’s mutton chops hold the secret to happiness.
10. If a man has a reasonably attractive face, is 40 or under AND is an HISTORIAN, they are very likely to be smokin’ hot i.e. Jonathan Phillips.
11. Philosophers are hot.
12. Stephen Fry is possibly the greatest living human.
13. Sometimes douchebags are hot.
14. The film ‘The Mummy’ makes Ancient History and being a librarian look more interesting than it actually is. p.s. Rachel Weisz is hot.
15. Jim and Pam belong together.
16. Logan Echolls is the greatest boyfriend ever. And hot.
17. ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ and ‘The Final Countdown’ are the greatest songs ever written.
18. People are hot because of who they are and how they carry themselves, not because of physical appearance.
19. A continuation of Trufact #18 - the phenomenon of men like Patrick Stump and David Mitchell. While both perfectly good looking men, their appeal to me (and my fellow bloggers) is transcendent of appearance. David Mitchell is just as hot as Brad Pitt – but in a different way.
20. A continuation of Trufact #18 and #19 – No one will ever be good enough for David Mitchell or Patrick Stump. Not even me/us.
21. Harry Potter fanfiction is the best fanfiction.
22. Despite popular belief, video games are hot. Guys who play video games are hot. Don’t worry fellas; there are girls out there for you.
23. See Natalie Tran’s (communitychannel) video entitled ‘Uncomfortable Love Scenes’. In fact, most of her videos are truefactz.
24. See ‘Signal the Rifleman’ by Say Anything.
25. This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMweXVWB918
So these are just a few of the many TRUFACTZ of life. To kindred spirits – don’t worry, you’re not alone. To those who disagree (“bden iz not lyk ghey or nuthin u looser he is 2 hawt”)...I’m sorry, Rydon exists.
I mean, have you seen this? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcPrtK4dKxE
- Grace, needs to write an essay about the USSR, but will watch 30 Rock instead. Tina Fey is hot also.
Listening to: Guitar Hero – Amanda Palmer
Grace, is this really a blog about TRUFACTZ or is that just a cover for telling us who you guys think is hot? I sense a conspiracy...
ReplyDeleteAnyone who denies ryden is either blind or in denial.
ReplyDelete"Patrolling they tryin to catch me RYDEN dirty
Tryin to catch me RYDEN dirty' it's disguised in a song therefore it must be true :)
and number seven is... a trufact!