first post (the post that hurts the most)

This blog would've been up and running two hours ago, if this 'crappypunk_chic' hadn't stolen our name four years ago to make this:



(yeah, it took us two hours to go from spamm.blogspot to spamm-spamm.blogspot - and it wasn't even our idea. Blogspot suggested it.)

And to you 'crappypunk_chic', just know that from now on our blog will be know as 'SPAMM' (by us and our soon to be army of followers) and your blog will be known as 'that SPAMM'. I'll use an analogy involving 'SPAM' - as in ham in a can - to explain just how to intone the italicised 'that'.

Al: Jeff, seriously, throw that darn 'SPAM' out.
Jeff: To which 'SPAM' are you referring, Al?
Al: I mean the can of 'SPAM' that expired last year. You know, the one you half opened last week and left on the kitchen bench.
Jeff: Oh, Christ, that 'SPAM'. Yeah, I'll throw it out. Sorry, man.


Watch this space. Seriously, watch it. We're off to the pictures, expect reviews.

p.s - I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants.

Listening to: The Final Countdown - Europe