Blog? Yes blog it's me. Yes, I know I've been gone for a long time, but I'm here now. Everything is going to be okay. Sshhh.
Now, while innocently browsing the web, a happened across two YouTube videos that I couldn't ignore; I just couldn't let these bad boys slide. So synch up your pants, put some paper towel over any regions that might spurt, and let's do this thing.
Wait a minute, let that sink in.
Okay, this product makes me genuinely fear for the human race. You know what, if you are taking so long on the toilet that you "get bored", whip up an adderall-laxative shake and be done with it. If you buy this product, take it as an invitation from me to pop those balls in your mouth and slam your face between the toilet seat.
1. Toilet paper gets the job done, lady. Taping it to a stick doesn't make it any less disgusting
2.a) What are the advantages to being a big guy? You can crush your enemies?
2.b) Are you so very large that you need an extra 18 inches to reach your own behind? I think you should take that as a sign to drop some pounds, not buy an arse wiping stick.
3. If you already need someone to help you with your "personal matters" you probably need help with many other "matters" that you can't use your stick for. If you've got people prepared to wipe your bum for you, you're doing pretty well for yourself, just run with it.
4. Hot, soapy chick doesn't need a "Get-A-Grip"
- Ardy, just found a dollar on the ground.
p.s. Rest on my ball sack
Listening to: Horse with no name - America
Now, while innocently browsing the web, a happened across two YouTube videos that I couldn't ignore; I just couldn't let these bad boys slide. So synch up your pants, put some paper towel over any regions that might spurt, and let's do this thing.
Wait a minute, let that sink in.
Okay, this product makes me genuinely fear for the human race. You know what, if you are taking so long on the toilet that you "get bored", whip up an adderall-laxative shake and be done with it. If you buy this product, take it as an invitation from me to pop those balls in your mouth and slam your face between the toilet seat.
1. Toilet paper gets the job done, lady. Taping it to a stick doesn't make it any less disgusting
2.a) What are the advantages to being a big guy? You can crush your enemies?
2.b) Are you so very large that you need an extra 18 inches to reach your own behind? I think you should take that as a sign to drop some pounds, not buy an arse wiping stick.
3. If you already need someone to help you with your "personal matters" you probably need help with many other "matters" that you can't use your stick for. If you've got people prepared to wipe your bum for you, you're doing pretty well for yourself, just run with it.
4. Hot, soapy chick doesn't need a "Get-A-Grip"
- Ardy, just found a dollar on the ground.
p.s. Rest on my ball sack
Listening to: Horse with no name - America
