Please stop wearing leggings as pants.
I do not have any desire to see every contour of your behind. I do not want to see where your undergarments begin and end. This ‘second skin’ is in no way flattering, no matter how thin your legs are. If they are tight, you subject all that see you to what I have described above. If they are loose, the result is comparable to baggy underpants or swim wear.
‘But Lindsay did it!’ I hear you cry. You just want to be like Lindsay, completely natural, but Miss Lohan, like all of us, makes mistakes, great and terrible mistakes.
Pull on some jeans and spread the word! http://www.tightsarenotpants.com/
Yours,
Ardy, will never finish reading Fay Weldon.
ps. Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?
listening to: You Baby - The Mamas and the Papas
